The Human Centi-Pumpkin was very popular. Is it too early for me to begin thinking about 2013’s Halloween pumpkin?

The Human Centi-Pumpkin was very popular. Is it too early for me to begin thinking about 2013’s Halloween pumpkin?

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My comedy album/book Celebrities Poop is now available. Get a signed copy here on http://www.etsy.com/listing/156296013/celebrities-poop-book-and-album-plus I hope the reviews say that it’s “funny shit.” #celebritiespoop

My comedy album/book Celebrities Poop is now available. Get a signed copy here on http://www.etsy.com/listing/156296013/celebrities-poop-book-and-album-plus I hope the reviews say that it’s “funny shit.” #celebritiespoop

Batman VS Deadpool

So, who would win in a fight, Batman or Deadpool. I guest on the latest Superpower Beat Down. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAg2m5UlBYw

I have found my favorite bar in Phoenix.

I have found my favorite bar in Phoenix.

I swear I had nothing to do with this ad. It was made by a fan.

I swear I had nothing to do with this ad. It was made by a fan.

Yes. This beer is holding my head up. So. Tired.

Yes. This beer is holding my head up. So. Tired.

She drives me crazy in the best way. @AdrianneCurry!

She drives me crazy in the best way. @AdrianneCurry!

The male version of those bullshit “having-the-perfect-night-staying-in-reading-a-book-in-the-bathtub” lady tweets.

The male version of those bullshit “having-the-perfect-night-staying-in-reading-a-book-in-the-bathtub” lady tweets.

From the Women on Trek live PodCRASH show at IO West. This challenge involved blindfolds. #startrek

From the Women on Trek live PodCRASH show at IO West. This challenge involved blindfolds. #startrek

Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk! #startrek #khan

Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk! #startrek #khan

I’ll be playing Khan in our Star Trek show on April 20th at IO West in Hollywood. This is an early costume test.

I’ll be playing Khan in our Star Trek show on April 20th at IO West in Hollywood. This is an early costume test.

Guess who my favorite Disney princess is? You’ll never guess in a million years!

Guess who my favorite Disney princess is? You’ll never guess in a million years!

On the campus of USC I’m about to speak to film students. I’ll crush their dreams nicely.

On the campus of USC I’m about to speak to film students. I’ll crush their dreams nicely.